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My wife just passed this along to me. The German Police have a new siren (an irritating one at that). You can find it on YouTube. But I am an Analyst/Programmer. So I asked myself "How do you even go about doing that?" I mean if any of you have project management experience, just consider it. How does it even start? A regular meeting and no new issues so some suites are having coffee and chatting and one suggests new sirens for the police? Then how would you budget it? Hire a project lead and a team for him? Who do you get to make the noises? "The Ministry of Irritating Noises" Monty Python Style? Meeting to discuss base sounds over treble sounds? Volume minimums and maximums? Quick, slow, or repeating sounds? Think of writing the paperwork asking for funding from the politicians you have to convince. How do you decide what the cost will be? Do you put it up for bids commercially? What do you decide the "Lifespan" of this new siren would be before it needs to replaced? What kind of timeline would you need? How long? What benchmarks would you set? How about project management diagrams with stick figure users etc. When you have it who approves it for testing, who tests it? Is it even a career description? "Certified Siren Tester"? Then who is responsible for approving it for use with the police? Maybe it is just me, but I find the idea of project management for this hilarious, where did the idea even come from? ...maybe it would be a challenge for Stefan to do a video tutorial on project management using this scenario... *evil snicker*
